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May 22nd

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HOW TO DRESS LIKE A RIGHT-WINGER

BE OLD AND WHITE IF YOU AREN’T OLD AND WHITE, DRESS LIKE YOU ARE ANYWAY ABCD—ALWAYS BE CLAD IN DOCKERS FOR THE LADIES: PUT YOUR HAIR IN A HAIRDO THAT LOOKS LIKE IT TAKES HOURS AND POUNDS OF HAIRSPRAY TO ACHIEVE FOR THE FELLAS: TWO WORDS: BASEBALL CAP (skip baseball entirely, if your cap isn’t repping NASCAR or the NRA, you deserve to have your face blown off.) PUT A REAGAN ON IT ...

Apr 24th

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Apr 20th

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Apr 20th

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Apr 20th

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Apr 20th

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Voices.

You know that ringing sound that you will perceive when you are in a very quiet area? Some people say this is an auditory-illusion brought about the ear’s inability to detect frequencies below the threshold of the human senses. This is completely wrong. That ringing covers up something else altogether. If you are quick, patient, and maybe a little lucky, you will be able to hear past the ringing....

Apr 20th

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